Justin Timberlake's arrest mugshot (L) was released by Sag Harbor Police Department last year
Justin Timberlake’s arrest mugshot (L) was released by Sag Harbor Police Department Credit: Imago / Zuma Wire / Sag Harbor Police Department

Always grabbing headlines, dad-of-two Justin Timberlake was arrested for drunk driving this week after guzzling one too many Martinis.

The Cry Me a River crooner was driven away by cops at the Hamptons leaving his road crew to worry if he was ever going to be picking up the slack by bringing sexy back (whatever any of that means).

Always quick with the acid quips, Ricky Gervais posted on X: “Did you get the bottle of Dutch Barn Vodka I sent you the other day?”

Surely he meant a bottle of Martini Rosso Vermouth!

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