- Kevin Hart wants to be a ferret in Kung Fu Panda
- Jack Black to caste him in next movie
- Kevin talks to Pubity about his ferret aspirations
Kevin Hart wants to be a small furry animal in his next blockbuster movie. For real.
Forget superheroes and big action roles, the king of comedy wants to play a ferret in Jack Black’s next Kung Fu Panda epic. He even asked Pubity to pass on the message.
Speaking exclusively to @Pubity (owner of @dadsaysjokes) this week, Kevin said: “I would tell Jack to let me in Kung Fu Panda and stop being selfish! Let me in Jack, let me be Kung Fu Panda’s best friend!
“I would be the best ferret ever, I know I could. I would be so good as a ferret! I’ve never seen a ferret really take over the big screen in animation. Maybe I’m the ferret.”
For his dream role, Kevin would turn up in his custom-made ferret outfit complete with tail and whiskers. Leaping from table to table (as ferrets are known to do) and coming up with little ferrety one-liners to disarm the bad guys.
For Kevin, it’s time for ferrets to be counted, to bask in universal praise instead of pandas, snakes, bears, tigers and the like.
To help fulfil Kevin’s dream job, we at @dadsayjokes want Jack Black to see sense and cast him as the new super furry ferrety hero – the kind of hero that cracks jokes and fights like a furry Jackie Chan. All the bad guys will be ferret-fied!
Kevin: “I would be the best ferret ever, I know I could. I would be so good as a ferret!”
