- Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost selected as new Pope
- Prevost is the first American in history to win the Papacy
- Prevost has taken the name Leo XIV

So the Conclave went off without a hitch. No car bombs, no candidates being confronted by nuns with whom they have had an illicit love child with. Stanley Tucci, Ralph Fiennes, John Lithgow and Isabella Rossellini were absolutely NOWHERE to be seen. But a new Pope has been elected. And he is from Chicago.
First American In History To Win The Papacy
Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost, now known as Pope Leo XIV, is the first American in history to lead the Catholic Church. Prevost has spent a large amount of his time as a missionary in Peru, but more was made of his Illinois roots upon his ascendency to the papacy
Within minutes, ABC News was fixating on the fact the newly christened Leo XIV was a fan of the Chicago Cubs (although it has since been suggested he actually follows the White Sox) and people around the United States were, in general, absolutely losing their minds over the news.
Naturally, as masses gathered by St.Peter’s Basilica to catch sight of the new head of the Catholic Church, reactions on social media were going crazy.
The Pope – Praying For A New Quarterback?
For all my fellow Chicago Catholics:
— Chicago Honey Bear 🟧 (@ChiHoneyBear) May 8, 2025
We got DAAAAAAAAAA POPE!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐻⬇️❤️#Pope #PopeLeoXIV #RobertPrevost #ChicagoPope #AmericanPope #Conclave2025 #BearDown pic.twitter.com/qyWqKhlNLW
Chicago produced a Pope before a QB who throws for 4000 yards.
— Annie Agar (@AnnieAgar) May 8, 2025
the pope from chicago receiving a message from god pic.twitter.com/leYJd6liu9
— patrick. (@imPatrickT) May 8, 2025
Every Chicago group chat i'm in has asked for a video of the pope walking out to love sosa
— Charles Curran (@charliebcurran) May 8, 2025
feels important pic.twitter.com/cbluCkhKzH
Tavern Style Pizza At Communion
The new pope won't have any trouble finding his way around Italy. Being from Chicago, he's seen this map a thousand times. pic.twitter.com/SECWMochCV
— Joseph S. Pete (@nwi_jsp) May 8, 2025
I heard the new pope is from Chicago pic.twitter.com/WSlDDVL6fS
— Wrestling Pics That Go Hard (@HardWrestlePics) May 8, 2025
Welp, the Pope is from Chicago. Communion is about to get a whole lot better. pic.twitter.com/L3R5345yAF
— Derek Morgan (@mtcderek) May 8, 2025
Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope pic.twitter.com/5iUH0jjgpH
— The Onion (@TheOnion) May 8, 2025
Chicago pope to teach the Italians that every pizza is supposed to come with a free 1-liter of RC Cola pic.twitter.com/UmQAYgk7ex
— Joseph S. Pete (@nwi_jsp) May 8, 2025
The new pope is from Chicago. pic.twitter.com/aHSSJASrS8
— Sean Burns (@SeanMBurns) May 8, 2025
The new pope Robert Prevost is from Chicago pic.twitter.com/SuwDClzKco
— Pardon My Take (@PardonMyTake) May 8, 2025
The new pope is from Chicago?! pic.twitter.com/RuYCq0eSlf
— CM Punk Stories (@CMPunkStories) May 8, 2025
New Pope Leo XIV from Chicago makes his Vatican entrance to the Chicago Bulls 98 lineup introduction video pic.twitter.com/puLzbo5yVl
— THE™ Jessi Davin (@jessithebuckeye) May 8, 2025
imagine nick miller finding out the pope is from the streets of chicago… pic.twitter.com/THWnyWgCRe
— no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 (@oocsitcoms) May 9, 2025
Pope Leo XIV, the first American pope is from Chicago 😂 pic.twitter.com/n7sq4GogHS
— no context west wing (@LemonLymancom) May 8, 2025
Absolutely cannot wait to see Leo bless a glizzy and a hot Italian beef in the Vatican (none of these are euphemisms, before you ask). That tavern style pizza and Malort combo is going to go crazy at Communion.